I started making 'cheater chili' for dinner tonight

and was cooking the ground beef when Dowlan came up and asked, "What's the plan for dinner?"

I answered, "Well, the plan is to brown and season the beef, then add the beans in, serve Melody's share, add the corn and tomato sauce in, serve Charlie's share, add the cheese, serve Dixie's share, add the ro-tel and call it chili."

"You're amazing."

Yes, yes I am.