Charlie's kisses are imbisible. He is troubled by the idea that a kiss is not a tangible thing and that he cannot really 'give' a kiss. So, now, every time he kisses someone, he grabs their chin to get their full attention and says, "My tisses are imbisible. You tannot see dem."

I guess that way we can't come back and ask where it went?

Being naturally a stinker, he's using this imbisibility to his advantage. In church he blew me a kiss. When I pretended to catch it he told me, "You tannot see it. You tannot get it. It is imbisible. My tisses twicked you!"

Grr. He'll just have to start giving me direct ones.