Melody: Charlie! That's inappropriate!
Mommy: 'Holy guacamole' is fine to say.
Melody: But guacamole isn't holy.
Mommy: Yes it is. It's the closest thing to God that you will ever put in your mouth.
Melody: Mommy! Why would you put God in your mouth. Are you a cannibal?
Mommy: God gave us guacamole so that we wouldn't have to put Him in our mouths.
Melody: That's just wrong.
Mommy: Trust me. Guacamole brings us closer to God.
5 comments:
I am such a heathen that I am now allergic to Avocados. Its like Holy Water to a Vampire.
Did not know you had developed that allergy--so sorry! oma
Hello Gretchen!!
I am going to have to read more of your blog!!
I am a mommy named Gretchen too! You sound JUST LIKE ME!!!
That is silly and I agree it is Holy!!! :)
Happy day to you from Missouri!!!
Maybe you should tell her about transubstantiation theory...I think the Catholic church forgot about the avocados, though.
Maybe you should tell her about transubstantiation theory...I think the Catholic church forgot about the avocados, though.
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