6/18/13

Avocado Theology

Charlie: Holy pockamoley!
Melody: Charlie! That's inappropriate!
Mommy: 'Holy guacamole' is fine to say.
Melody: But guacamole isn't holy.
Mommy: Yes it is. It's the closest thing to God that you will ever put in your mouth.
Melody: Mommy! Why would you put God in your mouth. Are you a cannibal?
Mommy: God gave us guacamole so that we wouldn't have to put Him in our mouths. 
Melody: That's just wrong.
Mommy: Trust me. Guacamole brings us closer to God.

5 comments:

Uncle Trey said...

I am such a heathen that I am now allergic to Avocados. Its like Holy Water to a Vampire.

Anonymous said...

Did not know you had developed that allergy--so sorry! oma

Hootiecootie said...

Hello Gretchen!!

I am going to have to read more of your blog!!

I am a mommy named Gretchen too! You sound JUST LIKE ME!!!

That is silly and I agree it is Holy!!! :)

Happy day to you from Missouri!!!

Ksagstetter said...

Maybe you should tell her about transubstantiation theory...I think the Catholic church forgot about the avocados, though.

Ksagstetter said...

Maybe you should tell her about transubstantiation theory...I think the Catholic church forgot about the avocados, though.