Charlie, upon learning that Dixie used his Darth Vader marker to color her toenails, issued the following punishment.
"Daddy, you have to ground her from everything, except eating or drinking, for the rest of her life. Unless I tell her to," he declares.
Dixie begins gasping and gestures to her mouth. Dowlan, after half a minute, figures it out and asks if Dixie can breathe.
"Yes," he says. Relieved, she lets out her air.
"What about going to school?" She's hopeful about this one.
"You're grounded from NOT going to school, from NOT cleaning, and from NOT doing what mommy says and from doing anything else, unless I give you permission."
I need to take a page from his book when it comes to the thoroughness of punishments.