Redneck Comment of the Day Award

goes to my mother, for this conversation:

Gretchen: Do you have a cookie sheet I can use?
Lora Lynn: Yes, go out on the front porch.
G: Mom, I need a COOKIE SHEET.
LL: Yes, go out to the front porch to the stove. The bottom left drawer has cookie sheets, but they may need to be washed out because of the cobwebs. You may have to move the wooden angel that is on the stake because I think it is through the drawer pulls on that side.
G: Wow. Those are very, uh, detailed directions.
LL: Yeah, I have to give them to your father all the time.

Yeah. Just, well, yeah.


Anonymous said...

To bad you don't have a pic to go along with this blog. I am laughing at what people are thinking. Hmmm, her mom has a stove on her porch? LOL!! Donna Lyn

Deb said...

I have so many questions that I don't even know where to begin.

Anonymous said...

seriously, does your mom have a stove on her porch i'm so confused.

Leah said...

Yeah, the questions are definately running through my head right now! LOL

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous said...

That's great! lol! My best friends mimi had a stove on the porch too!

Anonymous said...


Is it sad that this doesn't shock me? I think 2 of DH's aunts have appliances outside.

Her directions literally made me LOL.

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! -Valerie