Melody: Charlie! That's inappropriate!
Mommy: 'Holy guacamole' is fine to say.
Melody: But guacamole isn't holy.
Mommy: Yes it is. It's the closest thing to God that you will ever put in your mouth.
Melody: Mommy! Why would you put God in your mouth. Are you a cannibal?
Mommy: God gave us guacamole so that we wouldn't have to put Him in our mouths.
Melody: That's just wrong.
Mommy: Trust me. Guacamole brings us closer to God.