Penn-ertainment:

(That's PennyVann-Entertainment to you.)

-day of the week
-what day tomorrow is and yesterday was
-how many days until some special event
-counting to 100
-practicing months of the year
-what season it is
-how many ____ do we see? (buses, flags, Steve's, etc)
-counting in Spanish
-learning the hand signals for Two Legit (MC Hammer)
-rhyming words
-1 + 1 is 2, 2 + 2 is 4, etc.
-yellow + blue = green, etc
-practicing address, phone number, city, etc
-learning to spell everyone's names
-stories of when they were babies
-finding things in the clouds
-singing
-learning Bible verses
-learning hymns
-counting all the fingers in the van
-same for eyes, ears, noses, etc (yes, this includes counting Charlie's penis, and that he is the only boy and the only one with a penis.)
-explaining scientific prinicples like weather, reflection, movement of the earth in relation to the sun and moon, gravitational pull
-words that start with A, B, C, etc
-spelling things
-screaming the loudest

Any more suggestions?