Gretchen: Melody, eat your cereal.
Melody: But I want real food!
G: It is real food.
M: No, it's not! It's pretend food. I want real food, not pretend food
G: But it is real food, see? (crunch)
M: But I want HEALTHY food.
G: What do you want?
M: You get to pick!
G: I pick cereal.
M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!