Mommy: Dixie, if you kick your sister's chair one more time, I am going to start counting the kicks. And whatever number I get to in the ten minutes until we get home is the number of spankings you get when we get home.
(9 minutes and thirty seconds later)
Melody: Mommy, Dixie just kicked me again.
Mommy: Dixie, remember what I said: when we get home, you get a spanking for kicking your sister.
Dixie: Don't wait, mommy. Just spank yourself and toss that spankin' over my way.