Dixie: Mommy, did you marry Daddy or Prince 'N Charmin
D: You married two husbands?
M: No, just the one. Daddy is my Prince Charming.
D: Oh. So, he married you and Cinderella?
M: Something like that.
Dixie's bottom is clearly in the lead.
Charlie's nose would put a fire hose to shame.
Melody's tears are on their seventh bucket and managed to end her brief career as a Reluctant Ballerina in a spectacular fashion today.
Dowlan's nose is holding steady.
Mommy is losing--migraines produce no fluid.