4/24/08

Charlie will NEVER be out of diapers.

Every morning, I strip Charlie down and sit him on the potty. I keep thinking that one day, he will, er, produce something while we're there and then we can get all excited and goofy and proceed from there.

His favorite thing to do on the potty? sit with his legs spread really wide and use his hand to run the tip of his penis along the edge of the toilet seat and make Vrrrooom Vrrrrooom noises.

It isn't a race car, Charlie.

10 comments:

Queen Anne said...

OMG Gretchen - Joey does the same thing - why are penis playtoys? Now you have 101 readers - funny, funny stuff!

Deb said...

Cars and penises are a big deal for grown men, though. Maybe he's just mature for his age.

Samantha said...

Gretchen, you are so funny. You made my day. Thank you.

Cate said...

Oh great!! Both my boys did the same thing. They were both in diapers until they were almost 4..I did stay home with them..But one is 17, and the other is almost 10 and they are both doing well. That is if you don't count skid marks!

Jennie B said...

LMAO! So this is what I have to look forward to with potty training?? Too funny!

Life, Love & Lola said...

Sounds like a typical man!

Kathy said...

That's hilarious. I so don't look forward to potty training my boy. The girls have been so easy. I don't DO penises...I mean I do, that's how the kids got here in the first place...but I don't "potty train" penises per se. That's not my forte.

Trey said...

Hey! Thats my favorite thing to do on the potty, too!

Shannon said...

Ben used his to hold a finger puppet. I was hovering between horrified and hysterical for most of the event.

Betsy said...

I am so so so so so so glad I have two girls!! lol. I hope he gets it sooner then later, and hopefully after he is past the racecar stage, cause that might be pretty messy!