in The Gospel, According to Dixie

Jesus was nailed to the cross by none other than Ursula the Sea Witch.

And her Ursula dolly goes around, being as wicked as Dixie can possibly fathom her being. She says 'kill' a lot. But mostly she stomps and says, 'I'm not going to share. I am going to stick out my bottom. I will not praise God.'

Dixie also told me Sunday, "Mommy, I turned my belly button down, because it was too loud."

1 comment:

the driftwood collector said...

Love the belly button as volume control! In our house, the belly button is akin to the power button on a computer - when the child/computer is being very naughty and freezing up and not acting properly, I push the power button to reboot. ;)