"Hey, let's just have this birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese"
then, please, shoot me. I am only happy to report right now that we have lived through the day.
There should never be that many children wandering around losing tickets and shoving coins into games they don't know how to play while being harassed by a giant rat. Charlie's face had a disturbing glazed-over look from all the visual stimulation and there was a never ending serious of whining, screaming kids being dragged through the door.