My Dearest Melody,

You are now 3.5 years old. You have been going to sleep at least twice a day for that entire time. In a very short lifetime, you have fallen asleep thousands of times.

Do you think that, with all this practice, you might could possibly learn how to do it without screaming, begging, sobbing and drama every single time? Or is it still a surprise each day and each night that sleep is expected of you?


Unknown said...

Hey you!! I don't know what took me so long to make my way over here! I never remember that you have a blog until Ashley mentions it and then I forget again, but just now remembered after reading one of your posts and clicked over!! I LOVE IT!!! You ARE just as funny as Ashley says!! LOL

As for Melody/sleeping LMFAO!! She'll probably grow out of them before she realizes they are a daily pattern in her life!! Sorry about that! ;-)

I try breaking mine from sleeping during the day from the minute they are conceived. Seriously.. if they got too quiet in there.. it was a bag of M&Ms for me!! That showed them! LOL

barefoot gardener said...

I have pics of Big Sprout when she would just drop in the middle of whatever she was doing and be sound asleep before she hit the floor. Luckily she was usually sitting when this happened! LOL. I guess I was very lucky in that I never needed to schedule naps for her. She just went from happily playing one second to sound asleep the next.

This post was really funny!

Deb said...

You are NOT giving me hope for the future of my sleepless child and sleepless self.